CNN: David Pecker Took The Stand As The First Witness

Source:CNN- left to right: National Enquirer publisher David Pecker & and his long time business ally Donald J. Trump, who is now Defendant Don.

"The first witness took the stand in former President Donald Trump’s hush money trial after both sides laid out parts of their cases to the jury in opening statements. During his testimony, David Pecker described his job at the time as the former chairman of the National Enquirer’s parent company." 

From CNN

Just on a personal note first and I don't mean to be overly insulting, but since we're talking about the publisher of The National Enquirer, who also happens to be one of Donald J. Trump's longest and closest former allies, I feel a little liberty to be insulting first. 

If your name was David Pecker, wouldn't just at least change your last name? I mean imagine if your last name was Balls or even Balz and your parents decided to name you Harold and called you Harry, because of course they hated you as soon as you were born. Perhaps they stuck a kick me sign on your rear end without you knowing about everyday before you went to school. 

David Pecker has the perfect last name for a guy who runs The National Enquirer. Whose business is to reveal the very private sex lives and affairs of some of the most famous people, at least in New York City, if not all of America. Who also just happens to be a former, longtime, very close ally, who had affairs with pornstars, while his wife was carrying his 3rd son. 

The Pecker-Trump relationship almost sounds like an arraigned marriage. Hard to imagine two people who are better suited for each other, perhaps especially in Manhattan, but they would perfect for Hollywood as well.

Now having said all of that and I really don't want to sound like Donald J. Trump's defense attorney because I like getting paid for my work, but The National Enquirer, probably especially David Pecker, knows all about the affairs that Donald Trump had with Stormy Daniels and perhaps Karen McDougal as well. And because of that, he's going to tell the jury how the Enquirer covered up those affairs for Donald Trump back in 2015-16. So he's a very important witness for the Manhattan prosecutors.  

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