The Onion: President Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

"In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial English. “Going forward, all government communications must be really short and lack any kind of coherent grammatical structure,” read the executive order, which also mandated that official documents could not contain words that were more than one syllable long, could not use difficult modifiers like adverbs, and should ideally include numerous misspellings. “We will no longer permit fancy-sounding grown-up words, but will instead use ones that are easy to sound out if you think real hard. For instance, words that start with “kn,” “gn,” or a silent “h” are bad. But words like ‘dog,’ ‘mom,’ and ‘dad’ are good.” At press time, the Department of Education had released new guidelines forbidding schools from teaching students more than five words total." 

Source:The Onion with a look at President Donald J. Trump's (MAGA, Florida) latest executive order.

From The Onion

So in other words, according to The Onion: the President of the United States wants the official language for America, to his Twitter page. I mean, Truth Social page. From The White House: 

"If you ain't talkin like President Trump, you sound too smart and educated. And therefor in violation of the President's executive order. We don't want people who sound like they may have graduated high school on the streets of America, teaching our kids how to read and write."

But if you think about it, if you were trying to become an American dictator, this would be a way to accomplish that. Try to make everyone in the country, sound like they are from West Virginia (or some place) and could never figure out how to get out of there. Or Compton, California (for people who want me to be politically incorrect to both sides) and have a public that's simply not just too uneducated, but too dumb to see what the hell is going in with their own country, let alone smart enough to take on their own government and replace the dictator with a better government. 

If you look at North Korea or even Russia right now, they think their government's are looking out for the best interest of the people. And all the problems with the country are the fault of the so-called outsiders. Outsiders meaning small d democrats, the educated people, successful people, who want freedom and prosperity for their country. 

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