The Daily Show: Jordan Klepper: 'On Donald Trump's Bible Grift & GOP Reaction to Baltimore Bridge Collapse'

Source:The Daily Show talking about Donald J. Trump's latest grift to profit off of God. God being someone DJT knows nothing about.

 
"Jordan Klepper tackles Trump’s new branded Bibles and how right-wing media is rushing to blame the Baltimore bridge collapse on Democratic policy. Plus, Josh Johnson weighs in on Florida’s social media ban for children under 14, and what this means for the rising generation of schoolyard bullies." 

From The Daily Show 

As my colleague Kire Schneider wrote in February about Donald J. Trump's and his MAGA soldier actor Jon Voight (actor being the key word there) attempt to profit off of God and use that to win more MAGA, I mean Republican votes: 

"I'm not a mindreader, (also in the news: I'm not an astronaut, who moonlights as a brain surgeon, even in outer space) so maybe Jon Voight really does believe that Don Trump is the Son of God. And maybe he also believes in Santa Claus and the New York Yankees will relocate to Alabama. and the confederate flag will be the new Yankees logo. Who knows what's really in the mind of actors anyway? But the man is an actor and a great one at that. He'a also 85 years old and could be losing his mind. So just to automatically take him seriously on anything, that doesn't involve his own personal carer and life, I'm not sure there's enough salt on the planet (a grain wouldn't do) for me to do that, because I believe in facts and evidence." 

From The New Democrat

As Donald Trump's niece Mary L. Trump wrote about her uncle and his religion yesterday: 

Mary L. Trump: 

1) He's never prayed in his life.

2) If that were a real bible, it would burst into a ball of flame.

From Mary L. Trump 

"It's very important and very important to me," Trump, the presumptive 2024 GOP presidential nominee, said in the video. "I want to have a lot of people have it. You have to have it for your heart, for your soul."

Mary Trump, an author and psychologist who frequently criticizes her uncle, responded to the former president's video announcement in a post to X, formerly Twitter, Tuesday evening, saying that her uncle has "never prayed" and that "If that were a real bible, it would burst into a ball of flame." 

From Newsweek

I really just have two points here about this myself. 

1. I think you are more likely to see Communists praying, then you would ever see Donald Trump either at a church praying in private, or praying at home in private. As far Donald J. Trump is concern, he is God. And therefor doesn't have to live by or follow the same rules as us mere mortals. 

And you can talk about Mr. Trump meeting with so many different religious leaders all you want. But let's keep it real: all those discussions were probably about politics and the kind of judges that he would appoint as President. I mean there are real differences between religious leaders and people who try to use religion to advance their own politics. 

2. If Donald Trump were honest, (and enough money grew on trees so he could pay off all his financial and legal debts and could honestly declare himself a billionaire that way) he would probably be on truth serum, because serial liars like Donald J. Trump generally can't be honest intentionally. At least not about less than perfect issues about themselves, but he would probably be on truth serum and say something like this: 

"Look, to all my MAGA faithful: I'm in a 200 million dollar plus hole here. And I know I've been telling you I'm a billionaire, but of course that's not true. Just using that to try to get you to vote for me. I need a lot of money very quickly to pay off all these legal and financial debts. Will you please buy these piece of trash, fake Bibles, so I can't get out of debt, fight all these court cases, and be able to move on with my life."

So MAGA (which actually stands for Mass Army of Gigantic Assholes) of course will buy every DJT Bible that they can possibly afford. Until it becomes a choice of buying the DJT Bible and moving out of their trailer park. or not buying another DJT bible and keeping their trailer home. 

But when you part of the Mass Army of Gigantic Assholes, (also known as MAGA) you are one of the biggest assholes that's known to man and therefor so lost in space, that you would believe Donald Trump is a "recovering gay', who just successfully completed "gay conversion therapy", if he told you that. So it's hard for a mere mortal like myself, to feel sorry for suckers like that. They're getting exactly what bought into. 

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